9-19-11
You can’t get there from here
French Canadian Style
First of all
first of
all first
of all
first
It was a Monday
September and llth
even in Canada
it was a Monday
we all agree that
if nothing else
if nothing else
trying to do something
we knew we could do
but told we couldn’t or
failing that
made so cumbersome
we would just leave
look I felt like saying
we just want to
open a bank account in
Canadian dollars
not rob the bank
but did not
It was Monday after all
we had ten days to do this
if it was to be done
maybe
one thought
some things are not meant
to be done
if I Had to be pregnant
if most men did
we would have a severely underpopulated planet
don’t ask me why
I thought of that
I just did
finding the bank was easier than that
I know this
despite never being pregnant
If men got pregnant
abortioners would accept coupons
and you’d get a beef and a beer
and free Flyerz tickets
if men got pregnant
If men got pregnant
and other men stood in front
of abortion clinics
you’d have fist city
at least
if men got pregnant
if men got pregnant
there would not be an
abortion free state in the union
the military would pay for them
if men got pregnant
if men got pregnant
I might not have had a daughter
there would be a lot of sons and
daughters
not happening
if men
got
pregnant
Who knows
on other planets
maybe males do get pregnant
watch their kids like
Penguins do
on other planets
Maybe there is a whole society
where men welcome this
do not see it as oppression
but power
the future
is in their loins
I waited a long time
at many banks
while most everyone
spoke in a language
that would not of been
foreign
if I’d taken the time to learn it
Today was Bank Monday
nothing more or less